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Gujju Q &A

Q :- Why won't the gujju jeweller sell anything to the UP ka bhayiya?
A :- The bhayiya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time the gujju asked for 'Kesh'

Q) Why did Bill Clinton have the gujju beaten?
A) The gujju told Clinton "You are an IMPOTENT man"

Q) What will a Gujju tell a tomato, coming last in a tomato race?
A) Tomato KETCHUP.

Q) Why did the gujju go to Rome?
A) He wanted to listen to POPE music.

Q) Why did the gujju go to London?
A) To see BIG BEHN.

Q) Why was the gujju stacking up 1 cent coins on the day before exams?
A) He wanted to get "cent-per-cent" .

Q) What did the Gujju have in the morning?
A) LIGHT SNAKES for breakfast.

Q) What did the Gujju say to the singing prostitute?
A) You are going from BED To VERSE.

Q) Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
A) Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'

Q) Maro dikro Dubai gayo?
A) My son drowned.

Q) What did the Gujju say to the singing prostitute?
A) You are going from BED(bad) To VERSE(worse).

Q) How do Gujju's pronounce the word 'fatigue'?
A) Faa-tee-gee-u!

Q) What did a Gujju say when a raw mango fell on doctor's head.
A) Carry (Keri) on Doctor.

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