A Marwadi guy and a Gujarati guy went out to a very expensive restaurant for dinner one night. Finally, the waiter came over and asked, "Who should I give the check to?"
The Marwadi guy said, "Give it to me. I'll take care of everything."
"Fine," said the waiter.
The next day the headlines read: 'Gujrarati Ventriloquist Strangled to Death'